January 2012
56 posts
December 2011
37 posts
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
lolsofunny:
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
Every girl has 5 personalities
1. How she acts at school
2. How she acts around her friends
3. How she acts around her family
4. How she acts when she’s with him
5. How she acts when she’s alone
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
Best moments in class.
When a teacher is yelling at a student and the student yells back.
You’re like
When the teacher says “if you finish you can listen to your iPod.”
When our teacher moves your crush beside you.
When your teacher lets you eat.
When your classmates starts joking each other.
When a hot guy gets switched to your class.
WHEN YOU GET TO GET OUT OF A BORING CLASS BECAUSE OF ASSEMBLY.
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